Kraken Release
Frozen Stripe/PayPal/Etsy Payout Appeal Kit
Pry your money out of the platform’s grip.
26-page kit + editable letters
$19.88Buy →
What’s insideFree to use · no sign-up
Three bearings.
Three bearings.
One safe position.
Navigators fix their position with three bearings. Kolufix gives your money three: your real profit, your upcoming charges, your frozen payouts. Where they cross, you know exactly where you stand.
FreeNo accountData stays in your browser
TrueTake · example$32 sale → you keep
CancelCopilot · exampleCanva Pro renews in 3 days · $14.99
PayoutRescue · exampleHold day 6 · escalation sent
−10 m · Sunlight zone
Where the money leaks.
Three currents that pull sellers under. The only numbers here are ones we can source or that describe what the tools do.
6.5%
Etsy's fee includes shipping
Charged on item price plus the shipping you charge. Processing is 3% + $0.25 on top (US).
Etsy Fees & Payments Policy ↗3 days
Warning before renewals
CancelCopilot flags anything charging in the next three days and makes a calendar alert.
90 days
Most Etsy reserves, per Etsy
Etsy says most reserves come off within 90 days. Other platforms set their own terms.
Etsy Help ↗−200 m · Twilight zone
Take your three bearings.
Each free tool is one line of position. Use one, or take all three for a full fix.
Bearing 01 · Know your real profit
TrueTake
Real Etsy fee formula · free shipping, $14.50 POD cost, no ads.
Open TrueTake →Bearing 02 · Stop surprise charges
CancelCopilot
Every trial and subscription on one list, monthly and yearly totals, a 3-day flag, calendar reminders, and a refund request ready to send.
Open CancelCopilot →Bearing 03 · Free frozen payouts
PayoutRescue
Stripe, PayPal, Shopify Payments, AdSense, Etsy: official guidance links, a document checklist, appeal letters and a contact log. Not legal advice.
Open PayoutRescue →Want it on paper? The Deep Three: Kraken Release $19.88 · Siren Proof $9.80 · Lamprey Purge $12.86, or all three in The Leviathan Kit for $35.00. Instant download, refund within 7 days if it didn't help.See the kits →
−500 m · The fix
Safe where the lines cross.
On a chart, three bearings rarely meet in a single point. They form a small triangle that sailors call the cocked hat, and the boat is inside it. Kolufix works the same way: each tool narrows down one way money slips away, and together they box in where your money really is.
The name: kolu is Hawaiian for “three”, and a fix is a navigator’s confirmed position.
−700 m · How it works
Three steps to a fix.
01
Open a tool
No sign-up, no install. Each tool works on its own.
02
Add your numbers
Prices, renewals or case details. Saved in this browser only.
03
Act on it
Reprice, cancel before the charge, or send a complete appeal. Export CSV or calendar files.
−1,000 m · Midnight zone
Signals from the deep.
Public posts on X, quoted as written. They're not testimonials, and quoting them doesn't mean the authors use or endorse Kolufix.
“Is there any way I can get a refund from Grammarly? I forgot to cancel my subscription before it renewed.”
@on_bami on X · 16 Sep 2026
“@stripe closed my account and held my funds $24,000 since February 20, 2026 till date…”
@orr80568 on X · 2 Oct 2026
“this volume spike instantly put all of my funds on hold w/ no explanation… i couldn't get through to support…”
@eptwts on X · 11 Oct 2026
“Fees + no traffic is the worst combo. Was it the traffic that killed it or the Etsy fees?”
@DavisShopifyCo on X · 19 Sep 2026
−2,000 m · Pressure-proof
Your data never leaves the boat.
The tools run entirely in your browser. There are no accounts, no servers storing your numbers, and no analytics inside the tools.
- Saved to this device's localStorage
- Clear it any time with Reset or your browser settings
- Exports (CSV, .ics, letters) are files you keep
- Nothing syncs between devices
−2,000 m · The Deep Three
Take the fix offline.
Three printable kits, one for each bearing, built from the same math and the same official sources as the free tools. Or take all three as The Leviathan Kit.
Siren Proof
Etsy/POD Profit Calculator Spreadsheet
The sale price sings; see what survives fees.
Profit dashboard .xlsx + pricing guide
$9.80Buy →
What’s inside
Lamprey Purge
Subscription & Free-Trial Cancellation Kit
Pry off what’s feeding on you.
30-minute kit + leak-audit .xlsx
$12.86Buy →
What’s inside
The Leviathan Kit
Payout Appeal + Profit Calculator + Subscription Cancellation Bundle
Three bearings. One safe position.
Every file above + start-here guide
$35.00Get all three →
Save $7.54 vs. buying separatelyInstant download · refund within 7 days if it didn't help · secure checkout by Stripe. Not legal, financial or tax advice; no outcome guaranteed.
−3,000 m · Abyss
Free tools. Optional kits.
Planned · not on sale
Pro
TBD
- Etsy statement CSV import
- Saved pricing scenarios
- Encrypted backup file you keep
On sale · instant download
The Deep Three
$9.80+
- Kraken Release · $19.88
- Siren Proof · $9.80
- Lamprey Purge · $12.86
- All three: The Leviathan Kit · $35.00
Not legal or financial advice; no outcome guaranteed.
Questions
Straight answers.
How accurate are the Etsy fees?
TrueTake uses the US Etsy Payments fees published on Etsy's help pages, checked 13 Oct 2026: $0.20 listing, 6.5% transaction, 3% + $0.25 processing, and optional 15% or 12% Offsite Ads. Regulatory operating fees, currency conversion and VAT aren't included.
Where is my data stored?
Only in your browser's localStorage on this device. There's no server, account or analytics in the tools.
Is PayoutRescue legal advice?
No. It organizes guidance from each platform's official help pages and helps you write clear letters. It can't guarantee a release.
Why the name Kolufix?
Kolu is Hawaiian for three, and a fix is a navigator’s confirmed position, found by crossing three bearings. Our three bearings are profit, charges and payouts.
Will it stay free?
Today's tools are free. Any paid plan would add features, not lock existing ones away.